You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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