I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
why does every cop we meet know your name?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
