I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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