Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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