Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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