Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Found the puke drawer
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
