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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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