i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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