Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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