This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
