I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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