just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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