Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
dude. I can hear the air.
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