I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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