Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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