Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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