Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize