His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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