hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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