We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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