can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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