WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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