I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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