the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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