I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think people are normalizing furries
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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