If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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