My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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