Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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