A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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