yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Small penises have feelings too.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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