just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Im part way to drunk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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