And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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