Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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