just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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