Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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