shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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