she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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