Non-Jews are for practice
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You did what with his pubic hair?
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