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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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