remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just found a bag of teeth...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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