I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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