dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm having to shit out rocks
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