Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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