Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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