The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
cat food counts as protein by the way
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So much rum. So many feels.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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