yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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