So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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