so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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