The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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