i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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