Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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