Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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