so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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