from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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