This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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