Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I see more hoeing in ur future
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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