Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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