NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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