why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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